Topics include: Midgets Little People of America, tons of listener imported content, proper vocal technique, Awful Poetry w/ Zack, an update on Ben’s dad, Ben does the opposite of light up a room, Video Prozac, belittling Kevin Spacey, and a macabre TMU featuring, among other things, child suicide and bestiality. LOL!!
Also, we were discovered on Twitter by a couple of guys from Vancouver who happen to have an excellent podcast of their own called “Two Guys Being Animals,” and they said some very nice things about us on their latest show (at about 42:19). Check them out on iTunes.
STAY TUNED, LISTENER! “How To Series: Volume 1″ brought to you by your friends at Go’Rad Industries should be coming out this week! Thanks for all of your great submissions.
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Two Guys Being Animals
1 year ago
Thank you, good sirs, for the kind words. Let me also tell you how pleased we are to unite with you and begin the North Western Podcasting Alliance of Unity (NoWPAU) in hopes of one day staving off the inevitable attack from our east coast podcasting nemesi.
mrs. mason
1 year ago
thank you for posting this photo. i’m now crying from glee
seth
1 year ago
AHHHH DAINEL!!!! CU#T?
Mary
1 year ago
Your welcome. (I wrote the podcast review on ITunes)
And my only other podcast subscription is to “This American Life” which is the anti-Driscoll.
Aaron
1 year ago
Thank you, Mary, for both of those things.
Tim (NY)
1 year ago
Can I be a guest?! I want to be a guest! please? Guest? Me?
Great Podcast guys! You make my Monday mornings tolerable.
Ryan
1 year ago
My balls hurt, that is all.
Craigslist
1 year ago
I eat balls for breakfast on Monday mornings.
steph
1 year ago
u play underdog on the podcast…but i swear that wasn’t only recorded by Spoon. bastards.
and a quick update for the gringo listener: cinco de mayo isn’t mexican liberation day. i should know – i’m mexican.
Mark Driscoll
1 year ago
There is nothing strange about the fact that your listeners also love my podcast.
Just another indication that my followers are dominating the world and reforming all aspects of life for his Glory.
Sincerely,
Mixmaster for THE HEAVENLY MASTER, –Mark Driscoll
p.s. Just wanted to clarify something in regards to your last show.
I too like fucking donkeys, but as we all know, homosexuality is a sin.
Will the bartender
1 year ago
Mark, you are an asshole!!!
Chris Gaines
1 year ago
listening to your show is like waking up naked on a bed made of brownies,
just to discover that in reality you have just shit yourself.
zack
1 year ago
Heck of a brownie job.
Aaron
1 year ago
Far-reaching political puns based upon references that are 4 years old are awesome.
ben
1 year ago
this thread is so great. i love this.
daniel
1 year ago
For the midgets – you absolutely should have used “Short People” by Randy Newman.
And for the whoe sink thing… “10:15 Saturday Night” by The Cure.
And shouldn’t you have played the Underdog theme?
Aaron
1 year ago
“Short People” is an excellent go-to. Thanks. Fiddy does say, “Go, shorty,” however, and I am amused by the play on words. No matter – I can guarantee we’re not done talking about midgets.
The Cure call was great, too. They’re one of those bands I should like, but for some reason never listened to.
“Underdog” the cartoon is stupid (and always reminds me of this lady); the song by Spoon, however, is not.
ben
1 year ago
whole lotta “shoulds” there listener daniel. maybe you “should” kiss my ass?
.justin
1 year ago
i like Mark Driscoll.
i’m subscribed to both of your podcasts.
and i’m one of your most faithful listeners.
i don’t have anything funny to say here, i just thought i should let you know.
Aaron
1 year ago
That’s ok, Justin. You could tell us you were responsible for something horrible like AIDS or “The View,” and we would still love having you as a listener!
Please feel free to subscribe to whichever podcasts you’d like. We, unlike Mr. Driscoll, welcome people whose opinions may differ from ours.
ben
1 year ago
hiyoooooh!
stephy
1 year ago
I love your music you use and I’m glad you’re not pretentious about it, not above using that Blink 182 song. Whee
Didn’t they use midgets in their MTV show forever ago? Did you mention this in the podcast? I’m not all the way done with it yet.
If you can’t tell – I have a desk job. That’s why I get to sit around and listen to shit and comment and all.
PS – Mark Driscoll is a douche.
Aaron
1 year ago
YES! They did! I forgot about that!