My name is Mark. I am Tim’s Roommate. Tim is a listener of your show. Thanks to you, he was so excited at hearing your story about Dr. Oz and “The Finger Guy”, that he sliced off the head of his penis one hour ago. After hearing the screams and the crash, I found him bloody, with pants down around the ankles in the bathtub, clutching an exacto knife. To wake him up, I plunged the xacto knife in his leg, and drove him to the hospital.

Long story short. On the way to the hospital, he wanted me to ask you if he can buy some of your special crystals. I do not know what he is talking about, nor do I know what these crystals do, (nor do I care) because he owes me for the bloodstain damage to the carpets on the stairs and flooring. But can you at least leave a link to these crystals on your website? He keeps bothering me, and bugging me to find out as soon as possible. The hospital has confiscated his cell phone, and he is acting panicky.

great link dude. thanks. i sort of believe it now. sort of. here is the video prozac “international local news idiot” i forgot to put on the links page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5UUAJjRL8&feature=player_embedded

Two things I wanted to tell you guys.

1.) I was working out at lunch listening to these grapes. I got to the part where you are going over the Michael Jackson jokes and I glance up at the TV. Low and behold Brook Shields was on live televison weeping! I couldn’t help but let out the loudest laugh. I got looks. I felt like Seth during Rat Race. I guess the MJ tribute thing was on…perfect timing.

2.) Regarding the Bob Carlisle ‘butterfly kisses’ song: I attended a Father/Daughter dance at my church when I was in high school. I believe it had something to do with my father vowing to keep me pure before marriage? Anywho, we all had to dance with our dads while they played that song. It was messed up.

Here is a picture of the guys finger (before and after) that got chopped off.. lol
http://www.morgenpost.de/multimedia/archive/00038/154089_jpg_38606b.jpg

Squirrel Hidden in Cleavage
http://www.whas11.com/news/woods/stories/L_IMAGE.12211969b57.93.88.fa.d0.10b9adc0.jpg

I really think you guys should do an entirely musical show-like sitcoms do when they jump the shark…ala “Drew Carey”, etc.

hey grapes, how does “the room” compare to “rubin & ed?”

When David worked at a newspaper in San Francisco the police wanted them to do a news story on drunk driving so they got everyone in his department to drink a ton of wine and then made them drive recklessly around a track while news crews were filming it. Maybe he should tell the story himself.

Thanks for getting ‘Walk on the Ocean’ and Saddle up your horses’ stuck in my head. Maybe I could make a mashup of those together.

Bonus quote from podcast I liked: “Is that fucker cutting bricks again?”

Ben – just wait until your “back up” voice becomes your normal parenting voice!!

Wiener Poopie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUJ4es4cYIU

Real. Life. Superheroes.

If my Burt’s Bees beeswax lip balm had ears and drums it to would listen to The Grapes ….of RAD!.