That thing about Mel telling you not to say something inappropriate happens with us but it’s always David telling me not to. I’m doing it wrong.
I love so much that you used the Fountains of Wayne ‘curse at girls’ song!
I have so many thoughts on the feelings/being numb/what’s worse or better issue but I will not put them here.
I also loved “you’re racist about midgets.”
A Grapes of Rad bumper sticker should say “Genitals: Some have more, some have less.”

I’m just happy my bisexual furry parent murderers who obsess over dick biting made it in…

I liked the “what do you mean oops” Bill Cosby reference.

“‘Oops?’ What do you mean ‘oops’? I know what I mean when I say ‘oops’. What do you mean when you say ‘oops’ there?” – Bill Cosby

Your Doing It Wrong T-Shirt, a must please

Midgets HAHAHAHAH!!!

p.s. I will be buying a shirt.

Worse then dead twin midgets….dead twin CLOWN midgets. You all mirror my life-I saw a midget at Powell’s last night and mentioned how creepy it was and was told I had a “Problem”. So glad I am not the only one. They haunt me-just like clowns-I see them everywhere and they follow me-bastards.

WE’LL DO IT LIVE! I wouldn’t be a good Grapes fan if I didn’t make sure you know that Bill O’Reilly wrote a dirty novel in the ’80s and here are audioclips of him reading it.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/03/17/audioclips-of-bill-o.html

Midget high five!

I personally would prefer to hear President Obama say the words mother fucker again.

http://dlisted.com/node/33157

Kind of like midgets, only REALLY CREEPY: It’s those little pageant girls. Five and six years olds with puffy skirts and hair that is bigger than their entire body. They have about a gallon of makeup on, and it makes them look like those Bratz dolls. I literally get the shivers every time I see them on tv, because I just do not understand. They aren’t proportionate. And I am confused.

But Emilie-do you see pageant girls on the street, in shops, driving around? I can’t go to a particular store in downtown Portland as I am afraid the midget will wait on me again-

Dear Weather,

You’re doing it wrong!!!!

Sincerely,

Hot and Bothered in Seattle

haha.

prineville is bend, as matlock is to shelton.