Topics include: the HEAT, Ben’s thighs, dog toys, Badass of the Week, “Italian” Listener Tim, a VHS pick, William the Bartender on TV, Aaron gets a ticket, Video Prozac, Listener Amanda, and “That’s Messed Up.”
Also, drinking alcohol is bad. And the math at Verizon is worse.
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Meine Damen und Herren, Big Zo:

Don’t drink (coffee) and drive:

And… [sigh] This:
Thanks to the 32 people who voted in our last poll. It was close. According to 53% of you, it’s worse to be a failed porn star than to have porn be the one thing you’re good at.
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David Hathaway
12 months ago
Where is the link for the Sarah Palin Speech. cant find it
Aaron
12 months ago
Listener Jamie submitted it. It’s under “Links” at the bottom of the facebook group.
Mary
12 months ago
Portland is in Multnomah County…..is that a state?
Ryan
12 months ago
My favorite is that Ben assumes “Washington” is a just a place… no way could it be named after anything(anyone) else…
Mary
12 months ago
PS-keep thinking about the fucking dog-soooooo bothered by that. Whywhywhy?
David Hathaway
12 months ago
My friend has one ball. so for him. its The Grape of Rad
Brendan
12 months ago
Aaron Mason, offering alternative solutions to your dog not having opportunities to… uh… “clean the pipes”:
“The solution to this dilemma is not to get a dog shaped toy with a fuckhole. … You know how you do it? with a stick, or a ball… you play with your dog.”
Aaron
12 months ago
I know, right? That guy’s a perv.
Tim
11 months ago
yet another reason 1 in 5 Americans are clinically obese. Get up and walk your dog people!!!!!
Brewer Isaac
11 months ago
Gotta love Google advertising. At the bottom of the “don’t get this drunk” link the advertisements are all about alcohol recovery.
“Let us help stop the pain caused by alcohol addiction. Free Service!”
“We’re a Drug Rehab Referral Service Non-Profit Offers Free Help”
And the best one by “Las Vegas Recovery” – Stop alcoholism now Sober up in Nevada” Personally, I couldn’t think of ANY better place to sober up than Las Vegas…
Ben
11 months ago
Seriously! Vegas is also a great place to deal with your gambling and sex addictions.
Mary
11 months ago
I went to OMSI the other day and in the plethora of random children’s exhibits, there was a screen showing different print advertisements for booze. When you pressed the little button, it would say something bad like “People are more likely to have unprotected sex when drinking” “Do you think drinking makes you more attractive?” or “Do you want children? Drinking is more likely to make you sterile”. It was awesome and 10 feet away from the dead fetus exhibit. All it needed was a “If you drink this, then that next room could happen to you”.
stephy
11 months ago
I just love that David Drury story. I love it I love it I love it. Although if I was one of the girls in the house I would have died of fright. RAPING FRIGHT!
David Hathaway
11 months ago
*please just rape us in the butthole, and not kill us*