Topics include: Aaron hanging out with Dave Matthews, Ben’s vacation to San Diego, boobs, Video Prozac, best of craigslist, helping David Bazan, “Weekend at Bernie’s,” the return of Vocab, politics/media, 2 very old Badasses, the Duggers, thieves & their choice of headgear, and TMU.
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Oh, and KFC wants to kill you:
Thanks to all 58 of you who voted in our last poll! Apparently, when it comes to wiping his ass, Aaron is doing it wrong.
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Mary
10 months ago
“Ikea Heights’ was just blogged about on NPR last week-way to be a communist Aaron!
stephy
10 months ago
“30 feet from Boyd Tinsley” was my favorite line.
I think Britney’s boobs are fake, and if they are they did a good job cause you can’t really tell.
Aaron
10 months ago
Thanks, Mary. I would have never known that because I would rather stab myself in the eyes than listen to 90% of the boring crap they put on the snooze-fest that is public radio.
Also, Stephy, Brit’s breasts are fake, and I agree – you can’t really tell. My wife insists that Jennifer Love Hewitt has fake boobs, but I disagree. It’s a serious point of contention in our relationship.
ben
10 months ago
the only real way to tell if a boob is fake or not is to squeeze it. if it makes that old-car horn “AAA-OOOG-AAH” noise, then it’s real.
stephy
10 months ago
Jennifer Love Hewitt is a horrible person and a terrible excuse for a human being but she does have a great rack. I also like Lindsay Lohan’s, I bet those are fake too but done well, and Madonna’s circa Truth Or Dare. These days they’re kinda wilted.
Mary
10 months ago
You can tell if boobies are fake if they are coming out of the woman’s neck area as they are placed a little high.
Brendan
10 months ago
1) Fake boobs aren’t terrible… they’re just not good. And the important thing to remember is that they come at the cost of a real pair of boobs, which are almost always better.
B) Infer vs. Implied. Confuse them again, Mr. Parsons, and I’ll cut you
iii) Are the first 5 VMs in yet?
Aaron
10 months ago
a) I’m not 100% against fake boobs as they are an improvement in some cases, but the overwhelming majority of the time they are unnecessary (you think your boobs are too small) and, as you implied, come at a great cost.
2) See above.
d) They are not.
Ben
10 months ago
What are you inferring?
Ben
10 months ago
I looked em up, as I consider myself fairly vocabulous, and found that the #4 definition of “infer” is “to imply”
Brendan
10 months ago
That’s the kind of bullshit that’s bringing our culture down. Like now an alternate definition of “literally” is “figuratively”. It’s a sad day when we adopt completely opposite definitions of words just because people don’t know how to speak, making it impossible for people to use the language correctly without ambiguity.
I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU, MR. PARSONS. MAKE IT RIGHT.
(or I will crush you. literally.)
Brewer Isaac
10 months ago
Just ran into this video on Youtube. It’s a parody of an anti-drug commercial but about DMB. It made me laugh…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd4O5jXKPeQ&feature=popular
Aaron
10 months ago
Yeah, dude. This is great!
ben parsons
10 months ago
great vid isaac! i loled.
Kimmi
10 months ago
Tool academy IS the best! And yes… last season was even better I’d say.
steph
10 months ago
i’m not going to lie, i didn’t even listen to the story about the kid who wants to sail around the world – i was too distracted by “i’m on a boat” playing in the background and i was pissed it wasn’t playing louder!
and if you have enough money to pay for your boobs you should be spending your money on something that might perhaps make you more intelligent.