Topics include: high school poetry, taking crazy to the fair, religion & teen pregnancy, iPhone apps, a lack of voicemails, Kanye, Ben’s cure for the healthcare crisis, Beatallica, dead people having sex, a Badass, the Death Pool, Video Prozac, one hell of a weave, Ben defends his stance on “infer” vs. “imply,” Best of Craigslist, and “TMU.”
Also, Listeners Kimmi & Tristan sent us BRASS FUCKING KNUCKLES with “Grapes of Rad” ENGRAVED on them! See them modeling the ‘knucks above.
And thanks for coming to our site! We hope it’s –

Fishsticks, Kanye. Fishsticks.
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Kimmi
10 months ago
Oh god… we look like serious dorks.
Aaron
10 months ago
If by “dorks” you mean “champions,” then I agree with you.
Mary
10 months ago
Are voicemails down bc I finally got a job?
Tristan
10 months ago
I’m glad you guys liked them! The random lady at the random engraving shop happened to know my mom before I was born! So she didn’t call the cops woo!
Tim
10 months ago
Is the closing song some Brad Mehdulahlala? It almost sounds like Radiohead, but it was piano..so I deduced…
On a side note – I gotta thank you fellas. I recieved some really crappy news on Monday, and listening to the show today (Tuesday) gave me a brief repite from reality. Thanks.
stephy
10 months ago
That piano cover of Paranoid Android was so fucked up and beautiful, I was all crying and stuff. Why do you Grapes do this to me?
I love Jamie Oliver, and also gasduster. When my boss emailed that we had a new shipment of Gasduster for keyboards I went into his office and said “Who ya gonna call? Gasduster?” and he looked confused.
I love so much when you use Somebody’s Watching Me too. I liked this version. I like all the versions.
God bless the children, yeah!
Ben
10 months ago
Listener, thank you. You are like a giant bowl of reeses pieces.
Also, here’s a little-known Grapesecret, some might call it an “Easter egg”- if you ever want to know what the song at the end of a show is, you can click the “songs” tab at the top of the page. Don’t tell anybody.
Mary
10 months ago
Aaron-
Super impressed with your knowledge of the Turkish lira-so much more interesting then the Turkish poly sci class I took last term which made me want to ram my head against the wall…maybe wikipedia is better.
Aaron
10 months ago
Thank you all so much for such lovely feedback.
On a personal note: this is a shitload of work to do every weekend, and this week was REALLY hard to trudge through for me. Hearing that a silly little show like this can actually help make people’s days even a little bit better is both flattering and fulfilling.
Thanks everyone for the comments, emails, tweets, texts, vms, and facebook shout-outs. They mean a TON, and really are the fuel that makes the show get better & better.
THANK YOU.
zack
9 months ago
“Black and white, clear as crystal…” — LOL!