Topics include: Aaron gets felony-stopped by the Seattle PD, a Listener Email 2-fer, Listener Alex made us business cards, Video Prozac, Just the Headline, voicemails, phone sex & the iHole, a VHS Pick: The Wizard, Badasses, This Week in Fail, the chimp attack lady was on Oprah, Best of craigslist, and TMU.
Also, we call Ben’s brother Daniel live on the air for Shelton Story told IN Shelton, and Ben hears the brand new voicemail song right along with you!
This guy did exactly what it looks like he would do, but you’ll never guess what it is:
And he’s right under their noses…
Our bitchin’ new business cards from Listeners Alex & Brian:
Thanks, dudes!
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sara
8 months ago
love this episode… a couple things…
1. i do not have itunes there for the whole world does not… and
2. i do have xbox live and i want to add this scoutmac person and possibly rape/be a douche to him do you know his gamer tag for sure?
sara
8 months ago
rape him in call of duty not rape him in real life lol
Brendan
8 months ago
If you got paid a million car insurance policy, what would you do with it? …and you can’t say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers!
The ladies already have a leg up on us as far as the iPhone hole thing goes (and have for a couple years): http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html
Guys need to settle for the significantly older, significantly more fictional FuFme: http://www.welookdoyou.com/fufme/index.shtml.html
stephy
8 months ago
I kept waiting for you to play Silent Lucidity while you were talking about your lucidity under stress, but you didn’t. But you delivered when you played Nickelback when talking about the photograph! I was extra happy when you played Monkey Gone to Heaven. I saw that lady on Oprah. She looked like she’d been set on fire.
Voicemail song. Is. Amazing. You should be famous.
PS – Do your listeners know that “The Room” starring Tommy Wiseau is now available on Netflix? If not, are you going to tell them?
Ben
8 months ago
Ima netflix dat sheit.
I did almost start singing silent Lucidity while Aaron was telling that story, but I didn’t want to push him over the edge.
Jamie
8 months ago
favorite grapes of rad moment ever:
ben and aaron tryng to sing the golden girls song. so great.
so.
great.
Brendan
8 months ago
My favorite version is still this one: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=82617960177&ref=share
…hope that works for everyone.
Mary
8 months ago
Aaron-the cop thing sounds awful-but I wish you would have recorded it for the listener. Maybe next time? I hit a deer once-stupid thing ran out in front of me-bastard-I could have died. I called him “Stupid fucking deer” for about a year afterwards. As far as rape goes, I decided that from now on, anytime someone is a bit too persuasive with me (ie-every religous person I know trying to get me on their “Team”) I’m just going to tell them to stop raping me. I think this is a good choice of words to convey what I am trying to say.
Aaron
8 months ago
1. I would have if I wasn’t worried about being shot in the head.
2. I’ve seen more deer out where my Aunt & Uncle live in PA, than all other places I’ve ever seen deer combined. People die constantly from hitting those bastards. Another defense for the giant, rural truck, I guess.
3. Sounds a bit intense, but I like where your head’s at.
Cassie
8 months ago
I am listening to show #58 now and cracking up over the un-cut version of “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”. This may only be in my head, but I believe they only played that version once and it was kinda a big deal. I swear the rest of the time in 7th grade the theme song ddn’t have the part about the plane. Maybe I am crazy. Lovin’ the show and keep up the tbtl references, the 10′s are digging deez grapes!
Cassie in Monroe
(Not a PenTen)
Aaron
8 months ago
You’re not crazy. Here’s the extended intro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw
(The best part is at 1:38.)
Ben
8 months ago
You are 100% correct, Cassie. The Prince would be proud.
stephy
8 months ago
I would like to attend Tranny Sensitivity Training if ScoutMac taught it.