We found/were sent a few things to help enhance your Episode 58 experience! Think of this as the butter on top of your succulent 36oz Porterhouse steak (or the lettuce on top of your lettuce if your vegetarian).
Audio from this week’s 911 caller in a report by CNN:
Crimefighting Listener Jamie’s teeth-envelopes:

(Thanks, Jamie)
And someone actually caught video of the Texan crashing his $1.6M Bugatti Veyron! (note: no pelican)
Here are some pics of the car back on terra firma, if you’re interested.
“But, wait! There’s more…”
On Ep56, we talked about how men are babies when they get sick, and several of you sent us links to Nick Frost’s hilarious video about that very topic. They won’t let me embed it, so hop over to YouTube & enjoy!


stephy
8 months ago
YES. You stopped me from working for a good 20 minutes. THANK YOU
nic
8 months ago
Wow the Bugatti.
PNSChucker
8 months ago
I see no pelican but i do see one GIANT penis.
Elizabeth
8 months ago
That is one HUGE tooth.
Ben
8 months ago
…am I missing something?…guys?
Aaron
8 months ago
I believe our friend PNSChucker is making a joke that plays on the stereotype that there is a correlation between the value of a high-performance vehicle and the size of its owner’s genitalia; that being – the higher the market value of the vehicle, the smaller the man’s organ. In calling the man’s penis “GIANT,” the author is being sarcastic, as he is employing the use of irony to convey his contempt.
Ben
8 months ago
oh, I was looking for a phallus.
stephy
8 months ago
As a wise man once said to the Blue Angels: “Nice planes guys, sorry about your cocks.”
Ben
8 months ago
Hey! No pretending to be me. Yes, I did get it. I was “trying” to “joke” and apparently “failed”.
Ben
8 months ago
Wait, I’m the real Ben!
Aaron
8 months ago
[CUE MUSIC]
Aaron
8 months ago
Ok, pretending to be Ben is one think, but seriously, you’ve gone too far! No one, and I mean no one is allowed to guise themselves as me!
Aaron
8 months ago
Now it’s getting weird. That seriously wasn’t me.
PNSChucker
8 months ago
Total dick replacement……..poor guy went to big. no girls loose enough for that tanker.