Topics include: “Dude, That’s Not a Word,” Tiger Woods, health tips from Cosmo, the Go’Rad sinner’s prayer, Awful Poetry w/ Zack, gay marriage, Just the Headline, African-American Friday, Listener Email of the Week, Adam Lambert, 2 Badasses, Warm & Fuzzy, voicemails, Death Pool MMX, Video Prozac, and as always: That’s Messed Up!
Also, Ben extols the virtues of LED lights, and Listener Nic is offering YOU a prize for leaving the best iTunes review in December!
So, who’s signing for this..?
“[Obama Ecstasy] is characterized by a brief, powerful high followed by a long, slow comedown.” -SNL
And this pretty much speaks for itself:
We’ve also added this week’s drink recipe to the Hey, Bartender page. “But there’s no Hey, Bartender this week?!” We know… Just listen to the show, and it will all make sense. Pinky-swear.
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Tim
7 months ago
I wish I didn’t have a job…then I could contribute more and be as cool as Listener Brendan…Someday I’ll get laid off and then…then you just wait!
Tim
7 months ago
..Not the listener Brendan doesn’t have a job…I would just need to not have a job to be that…ah crap…nevermind…
Brendan
7 months ago
Sadly accurate!
Ryan
7 months ago
Word of warning: do not anger the crazy muggles of the “Mugglecast.” (aka crazy Harry Potter fans).
I listen to the 2nd rated ESPN podcast (FFB Today) and they mocked the Harry Potter fans… 60,000 crazy people later…
But I totally agree, Harry Potter people are nuts, and comparing Potter to Tolkien is just sacrilege. And don’t get me started on the crazy Twilight nutjobs at my workplace. These are grown adult women staying up until midnight to watch a teen movie, and I know that some of them saw the first movie _7_ times in the theater! People are insane.
Mary
7 months ago
The only people crazier then the Twilight people are the “Secret” people-have you heard of this? All you have to do is “Secret” what you want-it’s like twilight, but they think it’s real.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_(book)
“I don’t need to study, I’ll just secret a good grade”.
Ben
7 months ago
And how do so many people know about the “secret”?
stephy
7 months ago
From Oprah, duh!
stephy
7 months ago
Like a sparkly vampire in the sun! I’ve been laughing at that for five minutes now. Also: douche chills.
It’s always bugged me in Swingers when he’s talking to that girl at the bar and she says “expresso” three or four times but they never explain it. It had to be ironic, right?
In Austin there was a cafe that had a drink called the Seattle Steamer and my friend would always order it as a Cleaveland Steamer. And at Mr. Bills they have a sundae called a Dusty Road and David orders it as a Dirty Sanchez.
Genius editing as always Aaron!
Ben
7 months ago
Cafe name- Impactful Expresso.
Brendan
7 months ago
Worse than expresso is an explanation point. Or Febuary. Or when you take a pitcher of your pitcher of beer…
William the bartender
7 months ago
Not sure if Ben mentioned this on the show or not, but the ‘Boemerang show’ clip is a fake, its from a sketch comedy show.
russ
7 months ago
love the show a.m. …sick!!
sick as is good, not bad like when i steam carrots all friggen day after eating thanksgiving leftovers gone not-so-good
(i hate “emoticons”)!!
Aaron
7 months ago
You are kicking ass, Russ.
ben
7 months ago
HUFFLE PUFF? REALLY?
Kimmi
7 months ago
Oh man, so glad you mentioned the cosmo swine flu chart… I saw that in last month’s issue and was telling everyone and their mom about it. SO silly.
Emilie
7 months ago
Please tell me SOMEBODY had Brittany Murphy on the Celebrity Death Pool?!