It’s a velocimatrix, Ben.

Ben, FYI, fax machines are still a very relevant tool in the business world. I understand you do not work, but I assure you, as an employee of a worlwide leader in Technology, we still fax documents. Just an FYI.

hey there fellas, just want to send kudos on another spectacular episode!

…AAAAAAaaaaaaaand i wanted to clear the air about the Burger King incident. i’m afraid you have the wrong dude… i would sincerely love to share that story as my own, but i’m afraid you have another listener named Alex…. whom i am affectionately referring to as the Burger Badass of The Week!!

cheers!

I’ve been discussing getting older with TheRapist. It’s not the same for guys, societally speaking and all, but TheRapist would not like me marginalizing your feelings this way. That is how I keep her in business.
I’m 96.5% sure Travolta is gay but he has never looked gayer than in From Paris With Love. I wonder how many older mom types are going to go see that thinking it’s like When In Rome. Anyway, the moral of the story is that John Travolta looks like a gigantic power-bottom bear in that.
Getting married at 18 or whenever you Christians get married helps with abstinence before marriage, right? Or no? I don’t know.
I have a theory that the government should pay people to get vasectomies since people who crap out so many kids they don’t take good care of end up costing the government tons. As Adam Carolla says, SPRAY THE NEST.
Oh and about Big Johnson. Back when everyone was wearing those shirts Bazan came up with the idea for a t-shirt line called Big Jesus and the slogan could be “He was hung for you.”

you played oingo boingo! win. !!!!!

*Gasp*

Aaron! it’s not the “ice queen” it’s the White Witch!

shame on you.

Hey hahaa my bk story did make it on. rad. yeah guess i should have been more specific or clever on the name but im not the alex descirbed in the show. no biggie. also i wanted to note that at no time did they ever tell me what the policy was and tell me i had to throw away the old burgers it went from being cool that i keep them to i need to be happy with the nugget box with one slice of cheese in it. but yeah retarded on my end im totally not one to lose my cool like that….guess we will see what happens. grape on brothas!

Next video: Hitler reacting to Ben stealing his vasectomy idea for fixing his “problem”

Did you add the Pedobear sign to the “God Hates Rad” photo or was it already there?

GoRad IPA is fine and all, but what you really want is some Grapes of Rad Jenkem.

For a year, I was a case worker with kids in juvi-hall and I told one of the supervisors that if we could create a program to sterilize all of them, it would assist with 90% of the issues. I’m taking a global health class right now which has all these stats that the more educated people are, the less children they have…those are primarily directed at developing countries, but what does that say about stupid people here in the states?