Topics include: the Hip Hop Dance Party, The Winter Olympics, Death by Caffeine, “GOML,” the camping argument, Two Gentlemen of Lebowski, Facebook, the police, This Week in Fail, the Hip Hop Dance Party, badasses, our new poll, the Hip Hop Dance Party, That’s Messed Up and more!
Also, Ben saw Zombieland, is awkward at parties, and thinks Nick Nolte & Gary Busey are the same.
Excuse me, Miss Badass? Um… there’s a fucking knife in your neck.
And speaking of Badasses:
And did we mention we’re having a Hip Hop Dance Party? Because we are.
THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!
Podcast: Download (90.7MB)
Loading ...
Irish Listener Superfan Tim
5 months ago
Dudes! I also just saw Zombieland! In my opinion, it’s not as good as Shaun of the Dead, but still a very good watch! Listeners with a weak stomachs beware of the first 15 minutes!
Aaron
5 months ago
After recording this episode, Meagan & I watched “Zombieland” (a fine Valentine’s Day, if I do say so myself), and we both loved it! I had to rewind the part towards the end where he “takes off” on the motorcycle because Megs had tears in her eyes from laughing & couldn’t see what was happening.
Irish Listener Super Tim who doesn't sell mattresses
5 months ago
I feel like Michael Cera also could have played Jesse Eisenberg’s part equally well…though Jesse Eisenberg did very well.
Ben
5 months ago
My guess is they couldn’t get cera & had that guy play him instead.
Irish Listener Super Tim who doesn't sell mattresses
5 months ago
That’s exactly what my wife said!
Aaron
5 months ago
It’s a great career move. Cera is trying to distance himself from his typical thing, and now there’s a clear go-to when he turns down a script. I should find someone to pretend to act like…
Irish Listener Superfan Tim
5 months ago
Neck Beard! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Mary
5 months ago
Aaron-as soon as you mentioned Nick Nolte and Gary Busey, I said outloud: “Aren’t they the same person?”
Ben-I HATE camping and unfortunately, everyone on the west coast loves it and makes fun of me for hating it since apparantly, that makes me a wimp. Why would I camp when it isn’t relaxing, I don’t sleep well and it usually rains? I lived in other countries, I traveled and had to pee in holes and it was not fun. I like my house, I like nice food and I like being warm…so all those people can go run through the woods and there is more inside for me.
Jacob
5 months ago
Sorry but your idea for a relaxation drink has already been done: http://www.drankbeverage.com/
Also, camping blows.
Dave
5 months ago
I actually had a Drank about a year ago. A friend of mine decided to order a case direct from the manufacturer (because they don’t sell it out here) and I got one for helping him move.
It knocked me out worse than most nighttime medicines.
stephy
5 months ago
I kind of want to tell all the listeners (and Aaron) that as Ben was leaving my party he said “I like being around gay guys. I feel at home.” Is that okay for me to reveal, Ben? Cause it was great.
I can’t tell Nolte and Busey apart EITHER! And “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen has been coming up on my ipod a lot lately. Random.
Ben is right. Camping IS stupid. David wrote a song called “Camping With a Girl” about my lack of camping skillz. You can enjoy it…somewhere on the web I think. (under Tennis Pro) But almost all my camping has been done in a Christian context so maybe that is why I don’t like it.
I like when Ben said “In a classy breastfeeding kind of way.” I’m going to come to the hip hop party dressed in a classy, breastfeeding kind of way. (No I’m not.)
Aaron
5 months ago
Thank you, Steph. Now Ben can no longer hold against me that one time I told a room full of Canadians that I loved gay men.
Also, you’re not allowed to say that camping is stupid, and then follow that statement with, “almost all my camping has been done in a Christian context.” If this show ever gets big enough, I want to have a 3-day festival (you know, like Insane Clown Posse…) [Aaron shoots himself, EMTs bring him back, he continues typing] and show people how to camp!
stephy
5 months ago
I don’t think the Christian thing has been the whole reason I don’t like camping, I think a big part of the problem is
A. Waking up with a slug in your hair
B. Sleeping on the ground
C. There aren’t showers in the woods
D. Hearing people in the tent next to you making out and there is no escape
E. It’s a lot of work to go out and sleep on the fucking ground
Brewer Isaac
5 months ago
I have also seen Aaron at a sausage fest with two other guys… Those were some tasty bratwursts we made.
Mary
5 months ago
Today I told one of my classes (I’m a TA) that I hate camping-one of the girls from Idaho said: “Wow-I’ve never heard anyone admit that without shame before”.
Brewer Isaac
5 months ago
How about this for an idea: An energy drink that causes sterilization with constant use.
Also, this is one of the funniest parodies I’ve ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Aaron
5 months ago
I love that!
Mel
5 months ago
Ha Ha! The Cool Runnings comment. Loved it.
Jamie the Intern
5 months ago
Coolio was my first concert ever. And it was great.
“If ya got beef then- eat a pork chop.” Advise that I still take to this day.
Sean
5 months ago
Kevin Meaney!
ben
5 months ago
hey listener, you can make yourself a sweet “global avatar” at gravatar.com for free. it’s how we have those images associated with our posts- and it works on tons of sites- globally, you might say.
Listener Brendan
5 months ago
For the record, I was very dismissive about Ben’s inability to differentiate Nolte and Busey. When you first said that, my initial thought was, “Pft, that’s easy. Nolte was the guy who had the show on comedy central, what was that called? I’m with…. Busey. Shit.”