Topics include: game shows, “paging Dr. Beaver,” Aaron at Conan, vaginas, Clive Meedles does some name-dropping, Ke$ha & Nic Cage, why Aaron is the greatest audience member of all time, Listener Brendan is funny, scientific drawings, drunk people in England, the Yellow Pages, Ben figures out what bothers him about ICP’s Miracles, SNL Video Prozacs, Farmville, mostawesomestthingever.com, This Week in Fail, California fucked 2 gay guys, and TMU.
How bad of a drunk do you have to be to get banned from buying alcohol by an entire nation? Wait- what?! TWO OF THEM?!
Also this week, we mention our friends who live in the Tibetan Plateau region of China who have been severely affected by a huge earthquake. Something like 85% of the buildings in their town have been leveled.
Please go to http://yushuearthquakerelief.com. Help if you can.
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Irish Tim
4 months ago
Ben – The one car thing is doable. It’s definitely hard, but you will save A LOT of money at the expense of your blood pressure and stress levels
But really, Michele and I did it for 2 years.
Aaron – Bermuda grass. Grows in Florida. The dryer it gets the greener it growns…weird, right??!!
Aaron
4 months ago
Bermuda Grass : grass :: Chinese Checkers : checkers
Sean
4 months ago
Let’s keep this going:
Canadian Bacon : bacon
Irish Tim
4 months ago
wrong!
Canadian Bacon : Ham
Aaron
4 months ago
Settle, Tim. He’s right. He’s saying Canadian Bacon is not bacon, much Chinese Checkers is not checkers. See also:
“peanut : nut”
stephy
4 months ago
Vaginas are gross, and so are balls. As my BFF Simone says, “Balls are stupid.”
When I saw that Shake Weight thing on SNL I didn’t think Shake Weight was a real commercial. I still don’t want to believe it’s real!
When you said ‘ceiling tit’ were you referring to the light fixture?
Nice use of Flock of Seagulls during the seagull story!
Aaron
4 months ago
You and Simone are correct.
See and believe.
I was. You know, those ones that look like tits.
Nice seagull story.
stephy
4 months ago
My friend in Texas calls them bosom lamps. We have like nine and I hate them all.
Ben
4 months ago
The shake weight isn’t just a TV item anymore- I’ve seen them at target & sports authority. That negates your authority, btw.
Listener Brendan
4 months ago
I don’t understand the whole “ass like a 10 year old boy” saying, either.
But that’s what it is. SO SUCK IT, PARSONS.
Listener Brendan
4 months ago
Oh, and here’s the story if anyone’s interested:
http://amateursimian.blogspot.com/2010/04/im-rewriting-little-engine-that-could.html
Ben
4 months ago
Heh.
dirkmxc
4 months ago
i love a little ground black people on my pasta
omnomnomnom
Mary
4 months ago
That story about the male partners made me really angry-I don’t think I want to get married-can I give my right to a nice homosexual couple?
Sean
4 months ago
Playing “I Got You Babe” during that story?
Aaron
4 months ago
mu hu hahaha…
Ben
4 months ago
I just got it! Sonny Bono hit a tree while skiing. I think he died (?)
Kimmi
3 months ago
Aaron, it’s funny you mention the whole helmet law situation because my mother has been petitioning the very same thing with seat belts since they passed that law. And I couldn’t agree more! So ridiculous.